Saturday, 28 December 2013

The unpublished messages....

If you are reading this, it's probably because you follow my page on facebook - Spotted Torquay People from Torquay (and the rest of Torbay) send in messages and I post them. This can be anything from notifying others of a traffic holdup, 'spotting' something amusing (These posts are usually accompanied by a photo) Letting people know of charity events, discussing local issues... and a bit of everything else.

I get a lot of messages, sometimes over 100 a day. Not all can be posted,  sometimes people ask me to post items for sale - there are a lot of selling pages already, we don't need another one. Another thing people ask me to do is post for job vacancies or accommodation but if I posted one, I'd have to post them all and the page would get boring very quickly.

Another reason they cant be posted is that they are just too rude! (And sometimes just too bizarre!)

So here are some of the previously unpublished messages that I have received on Spotted (Minus the photo's of arses, boobs and genitals. None of which you would want to see!)
 
 
- Hi mate can you put up a post for me cos my ex gave me clamidia and I wanna tell everyone cos I reckon she was cheating on me and Torquay need to know

- to the girl who works at (Edited out) with red hair and big tits I would bang you

- Have you ever wondered if your mum has given your dad a blow job and then kissed you...... No, well bet you are now....

- This man came to my house Saturday night he was pissed but he was a good shagg I would just like to find out his name nd wish him a merry Christmas nd return this anyone help?? (With photo of his driving license)

- I was in Paignton 22 years ago and lost something so if anyone finds my virginity please feel free to dust it off....... Or if you are nice guy please feel free to return it to me!!!

- to the guy who I sucked off outside of monestry after we met at mambos get in touch

- Can you ask people to look out for my missing pussy please?

- (Name edited) is a dirty skank who takes it up the arse and then gives blow jobs

- To the couple having sex at (Address edited out) please invest in some curtains, no one wants to see you ass against the window in the daytime. It may be an idea to shut the window too, you sound like a cat being murdered!

- Could you ask people if there is a brothel around Torquay please?

- (Name edited) is on pof please put on here so that his girlfriend sees

- y the fuk aint you posted my msg you post every1 elses you are a dik spotted torquay can fuk off im leaveing (This was received an hour after his first message at 0100hrs! The original message hadn't been posted as I was asleep. I am not a robot)

- Can you post this anon please I had a 3sum with my friend and her boyfriend and she had a hissy fit becos she felt left out. I need sum advice cos I dont want to loose her friendship.

- I lost my ring and think it may be up a girl but dont know her name can you do a missing post for me?

- I am thinking of moving to torquay where will I find the best looking women. I'm horny as hell and don't want to be banging one out to munters

- can you post for me that I am looking for a girlfriend and have tried the online dating sites but thought I could try spotted. I am 27 , 5ft 8ins medium build, black hair and green eyes and have a job and a car, I like eating out and cinema and would like to meet a lady of the same height, blonde, under 30 and small build. comment below and I will send a photo of myself


- Any birds out there that fancy a bit of anal tonight?


And on that note, I shall say goodnight!

See you back on the facebook page

Spotted


 



    


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